Stoned Mushroom Chocolate Bars

What Makes Stoned Chocolates Special?

Stoned has built their reputation on transparency and quality control in a market that often lacks both. Each chocolate bar contains 10,000 mg of Amanita muscaria extract, carefully divided into 10 squares for consistent dosing. What sets them apart? They actually test their products in certified labs and manufacture everything in GMP-compliant facilities right here in the USA.

Unlike psilocybin mushrooms, Amanita muscaria works through different compounds – primarily muscimol and ibotenic acid. This creates a completely different experience profile that many users describe as more calming and mood-enhancing rather than intensely psychoactive.

Our Customer-Favorite Flavors

• Milk Chocolate – The classic choice that never goes out of style. Rich, creamy, and perfectly balanced to complement the earthy mushroom notes without overwhelming them.
• Cookies & Cream – Sweet white chocolate studded with cookie pieces. This flavor does an amazing job masking any botanical taste while delivering that nostalgic treat experience.
• Salted Caramel – Our staff favorite! The sweet-salty combination creates this perfect flavor dance that has customers coming back repeatedly. As one team member puts it: “These salted caramel bars disappear within minutes of arrival.”
• Birthday Cake – Fun, festive, and surprisingly sophisticated. The cake frosting flavor brings out your inner kid while maintaining that artisan chocolate quality.
• Salted Pretzel – For those who prefer savory twists on their sweets. The salt balances the chocolate’s richness beautifully.

Dosage Guidance for Safe Exploration

Starting your Stoned chocolate experience? Think of it like trying a new spicy cuisine – you want to test the waters first. We always recommend beginning with just ¼ to ½ of a square (that’s about 250-500 mg of extract).

Each square contains approximately 1,000 mg of Amanita muscaria extract, and some varieties include 200 mg of hemp extract for added balance. Effects typically begin within 30-60 minutes and can last several hours, so patience is key.

• For beginners: Stick to that ¼-½ square range
• Moderate users: 1-2 squares (1,000-2,000 mg) for gentle mood enhancement
• Experienced users: 3+ squares only if you’re familiar with how your body responds

Safety First – What You Need to Know

We take product safety seriously, which is why we only carry brands like Stoned that prioritize testing and transparency. Every batch comes with clear ingredient panels, allergy warnings, and proper storage instructions.

Keep these chocolates stored safely away from children and pets. The packaging might look appealing, but these are adult-only products that require responsible handling. Always check for authentic packaging to avoid counterfeit products, and never drive or operate machinery after consumption.

Why Choose Our Stoned Collection?

Beyond the exceptional flavors and consistent quality, what really makes these chocolates stand out is the brand’s commitment to education and safety. In an industry where many companies cut corners, Stoned provides detailed information about their extraction processes, testing procedures, and proper usage guidelines.

Whether you’re curious about botanical alternatives for wellness or you’re an experienced user looking for reliable, lab-tested products, our Stoned chocolate collection offers that perfect blend of quality, safety, and delicious taste.

Ready to explore these unique chocolate creations? Remember to start low, go slow, and always prioritize your safety and well-being. Each bar is individually wrapped and clearly labeled, making it easy to track your consumption and store properly.

Shop our complete Stoned chocolate collection today and discover why these artisan bars have become such a talked-about addition to the botanical edibles market!